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bryanthephotogeek:

Samantha Bee is a role model. 

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alltime-bro:

chocolate-derp:

theonewhosawitall:

otaku4thewin:

askaoiandfriends:

chelsdamelsp:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Holy crap Tumblr is still trying to kill me

stuff having a birthday cake i’m having a snicker thing

I think I might have a heart attack

that looks sickening and unhealthy. i must try it.

Do someone want to make this with me, and then we can die happy together?

let’s do this.

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madhare:

“Will Graham Needs to Have a Good Day” A novel by concerned fans

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jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

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hardlyfunctioningempath:

Will Graham texts 

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jnsomnia:

animal impressions are fun

*pretends to be a goat and bleats*

*pretends to be a starfish and turns my stomach inside out to digest you*

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vianhilli:

1. Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others
2. Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected
3. Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it
4. Refusing to set aside trivial preferences
5. Neglecting development and refinement of the mind
6. Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do

Marcus Tullius Cicero